hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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