so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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