fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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