Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You were trust falling into bushes
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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