I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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