Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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