Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
pop tarts are not kleenex
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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