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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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