Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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