how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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