then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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