just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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