do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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