so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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