thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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