i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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