I'm lost and stupid without you.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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