I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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