perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Randomize
