YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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