We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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