Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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