why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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