is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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