im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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