Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
