My nipple is on Facebook.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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