Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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