I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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