Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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