get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We had sex on a dog bed..
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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