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Wipe that smile off your face.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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