Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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