No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
All the doctor said was why
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
