It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
