This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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