they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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