u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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