Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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