i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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