Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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