Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
