Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How naked do you want me to be?
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