super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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