it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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