I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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