Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think a kid would responsible me up
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
