You can't motorboat a personality
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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