Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?