What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?