i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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