you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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