I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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