Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.