return my video game
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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