whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I think i got beer on your cat.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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