I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
she told me i tasted like america
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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